Here lies Catherine, the following an accumulation of her enigmatic mind. (As in buckle up because nothing makes sense and everything is beautiful.)
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
this is a view of a giraffe I did not think I’d ever see
#but WHO DOES THAT #who waits for their nemesis to show up BUTT FIRST #just so they can do this slow and sensual turn around #showing off the goods #are you trying to kill hannibal or are you trying to date him??
That’s the opposite of a problem
I’d love to know how this mistake was made. What was going through their heads at the factory?
"Are you sure it actually says 1,450?"
"Yeah, why would it be a mistake?"